'Game On' by Discipline begins to play as the words 'NLW' flash across the screen, followed by images of the last Uprising. Draco bested Frankie Wilde and Taurus Black in a triple threat match, while in the Gold Rush tournament the end of round 2 occurred, with Talon, Kevin Heat, Brad Jackson and Josh Allen advancing over Harvey Danger, Archangel, Dillon Bourne and Triple M respectively. There was also the double header main event, where The Phoenix defended his Legacy Championship against PIC while Fusion retained their NLW Tag Team Championships over High Impact, Aphrodisia Jordan/Ice Man, and Jason Spire/Deacon Evers! The scene cuts to ringside, with Caelan Tyler and Jake Steel. Caelan Tyler: Cael here, with my broadcast partner 'The Real Deal' Jake Steel, and damn has it been an exciting week in the wrestling world! Jake Steel: Damn crazy is what it's been. Caelan Tyler: We had several people from NLW appear on OWF's Addiction broadcast, where The Ice Man attacked EJ Slayer and Jack tried to work out details with the OWF's president Chase Johnson, although that seemed to sour quickly. Plus Jason Chase, who appeared on the last Uprising apparently signed with the OWF over the NLW! Jake Steel: Can you blame him? OWF has all the cool abuse matches. Caelan Tyler: Well regardless, it should be interesting to see if the OWF responds here on Uprising. Jake Steel: Security! Caelan Tyler: Would be a good idea to keep them on their toes, but we have a great show lined up for all the fans out there, with Deacon Evers taking on Taurus Black, Plague taking on Frankie Wilde, Aphrodisia Jordan tagging with Black Phoenix to take on ??? and The Ice Man. There's also the Gold Rush quarterfinals, where Draco is taking on The Jackrabbit, Talon is taking on Kevin Heat, Jason Stone is taking on Josh Allen and in our main event we have Brad Jackson defending his Anarchy X championship against Jin Royale in a Fan's Choice match! Jake Steel: Let's hope the damn fans don't pick wrong. Caelan Tyler: It'll be an interesting match to say the least.
Jake Steel: They better pick a match-up where Jackson will have ample opportunities to tear Jin apart, I'm getting sick of that guy. Caelan Tyler: Why, because he keeps messing with Sullivan? Jake Steel: Damn right. Josh Allen totes his bags through the hallways backstage, and Jordan Brock, who stands several inches taller and a good 50 pounds heavier, trails behind. Josh's face is red, his eyes forming a scowl. He searches furiously for a locker room, and when he finally finds it, he throws his bags in but continues walking down the hallway. Caelan Tyler: I'm wondering now what the hell someone did to piss off my friend. Jake Steel: Hate to break the bad news, but it looks like Josh has picked up a new friend to replace you, Mr. Tyler. This Jordan Brock guy looks a bit more built than Josh, too. Caelan Tyler: He can't 'replace' me, Jake. He can try, but he just can't... Josh and Jordan ask different stage hands backstage where to find the booking and talent relations office. None seem to know, which only pisses Josh off even more. Finally, one overweight man approaches with a file folder. Stage hand: Mr. Allen, I have your passport and papers all si-- Josh takes the man by the throat and pushes him back into the wall. The papers nearly fall the floor before Josh snatches them away. He hands them back to Jordan, and squeezes the man's neck tighter. Josh Allen: Why the hell didn't I have these before now? Huh?! You fucking caused me to get searched and questioned at the airport, and I missed my God-damned flight to Mexico. I want some fucking answers! The man tries to spew excuses, but Josh throws him to the floor. Josh Allen: Because of you, OWF's Jesse Williams probably thinks he scared me off. This passport had better be valid, or you'll be wishing you were worthy enough in this company to have been given health care. Josh turns to Jordan Brock and signals for him to follow. Josh Allen: If you really want a part in the business, maybe we can find something for you tonight. If Jesse Williams comes around, I want you to take him apart limb by limb. Josh and Jordan walk back to the locker room to talk about Allen's upcoming match against Jason Stone. The stagehand wipes sweat from his face and tries to pull his overweight self up. A man quite a bit smaller than even Josh Allen approaches. Man: I'm looking for a guy. Sullivan. The stagehand drops his head low, trying to make eye contact with anyone as he gestures down the hall after Josh Allen. The small man nods and walks that way. He stops outside the locker room door, and Allen and Brock grow silent when noticing his presence. Jordan Brock: Is there something I can do for you? Man: Depends. You Sullivan? Jordan Brock: What if I was? You got something to tell him? Man: I'd tell him he needs to put up some damn signs in this place. I've been looking for a booking office for twenty minutes; it's really starting to piss me off. Jordan raises an eyebrow. He looks to Josh, who has formed a sly grin across his face. Josh stands, faking pleasantry, and extends his hand. Josh Allen: I feel your pain, kid. He waits for a name. The man finally picks up on it. Man: Nick. Nick... James. Allen gestures James into the locker room, but James hovers at the door hesitantly. Nick James: Listen, I know I said I was looking for a guy, but this wasn't what I had in mind. I just wanted Sullivan to talk some business. Good luck to you guys though in the shower; your lifestyle is fine by me. Allen gets a sour expression, glancing toward Brock. Josh Allen: I don't like him. Another no-name rookie walking in like he owns the place. Make sure he finds Sullivan. And make sure he gets the kind of greeting he deserves. Caelan Tyler: Now that kid had some nerve. This is exactly what Josh was saying last week, kids walking into the NLW with all ego and no passion. Jake Steel: Whatever Allen has planned for this poor kid, you can guarantee it won't be fun.
Caelan Tyler: Come on Jake, Josh would never do something bad to a new guy. Jake Steel: Riiiiiiiight... Caelan Tyler: No faith... The rapid footfalls echo down the corridor backstage, though the cameraman cannot find the source immediately. The camera moves suddenly as black, stiletto boots (that look more like picks) click by the camera. The view picks up and begins to follow the owner of said heels. The flutter of a trench coat drew the view upwards, pausing briefly on the right hand of the heel-wearer. The nails are painted black and the top knuckle of the pinky finger is missing, screaming loud and clear that we are following none other than Aphrodisia Jordan. Jake Steel: Oh snap! Caelan Tyler: Aphrodisia just caught herself ???, I wonder what she has in mind? Jake Steel: Knowing her nothing good.
Caelan Tyler: Probably going to be looking for revenge over what happened last Uprising with Bacon. Jake Steel: Mmm crispy bacon... Caelan Tyler: Not that kind of Bacon Jake. Jake Steel: Damn! The boos start as the first guitar chords hit, the music picks up as Taurus swaggers onto the ramp. As the lyrics kick in Taurus strolls to the ring, with Saci in tow stopping the fans from touching greatness. Zach King: The following is our opening match and is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring first, from Sao Paulo, Brazil... Weighing in at 257 pounds... TAURUS 'TORO' BLACK! Caelan Tyler: This will be an interesting match up, as both of these individuals debuted last Uprising in a losing effort, with Taurus here losing in a triple threat match to Draco, even though he wasn't pinned or submitted. Jake Steel: Damn shame, Taurus here had Draco beat but damn Frankie Wilde had to go and mess things up. Black stops at the top of the steps to soak in Manson's vocals. 'But I'm not a slave to a god As the chorus repeats he steps through the ropes and stares down the crowd. 'Fight, fight, fight, fight...' As the opening rifts of 'Heaven's A Lie' hits, the arena fills with darkness. The jumbotron then flashes to life, showing an image of an angel falling from heaven, heading rapidly for the earth below, before hitting the cold pavement hard. An explosion than occurs at the base of the entrance way as Deacon appears from the back. Deacon takes a few steps out onto the ramp before turning to the jumbotron, looking at the broken angel, before pointing to the skies above. Deacon humbly walks to the ring, sliding under the ropes where he heads to a far corner and awaits the bell. Zach King: And his opponent, from Chicago, Illinois... Weighing in at 260 pounds... DEACON EVERS! Caelan Tyler: And there is the powerhouse Deacon Evers, who was pinned at the end of that crazy tag match by Talon. Jake Steel: Another shame, I wanted to see the Queen Bitch get her claws on the tag titles too. And the bell rings - almost instantaneously, Black is out of his corner and EXPLODES into Deacon Evers with a HUGE spinning heel kick into his neck, sending the recipient on the ground and into his corner. The sheer sound of the impact is enough to send the fans into a HOLY SHIT chant, right out of the gate. Jake Steel: WHOO, ABUSE~! I know I'm awake! Caelan Tyler: Toro's got something to prove! He's incensed after last Uprising's loss to the Hellacious One! Black doesn't give Evers a chance to retaliate, or at least he tries not to - he's immediately on Evers with a flurry of straight right hands, before Evers manages to grab Black's tights, sending him shoulder-first into the turnbuckle posts. Displaying a good bit of presence of mind, Evers keeps his hold on Black's tights, moving around and ensnaring Black in a schoolboy rollup. 1! Caelan Tyler: I don't think Deacon Evers was looking to put that one away...more like he was looking to slow the pace a bit. Evers pulls Black up by the hair, cinching in a front facelock, strengthening Caelan's point. Black slowly gets the fire back, firing right hands into Evers' gut, but his captor doesn't let go, keeping the lock cinched in. He can't hold him forever, though; Black can't take it anymore and full on charges into Evers's hold, nearly picking him up fully and ramming him into the turnbuckle corner. Caelan Tyler: And the Black Bull living up to his name, charging Evers down! Jake Steel: RACIST! Caelan Tyler: ...How is that racist? That's a name he goes by. Jake Steel: RACIST! I bet you voted for McC- Caelan Tyler: I'm cutting you off before NLW's censors do. Black continues to ram his shoulder into Evers's gut before having to pause, backing off while rubbing his shoulder, grimacing. Jake Steel: That's smart thinking! 'I'ma ram my newly injured shoulder into this guy's big pointy ribs!' Caelan Tyler: I think he was acting mostly on instinct, Jake... Evers takes advantage, working through the pain to charge Black himself, coming out with a vicious clothesline! Grabbing at Black's arm afterward, he cinches in an armbar before going into an armbar takedown, then another one, keeping up the pressure. Caelan Tyler: Looks like the tone of the match has been set... Evers moves Black down on the mat, putting his knee on that shoulder, leaning back every few seconds before leaning forward. Black looks pissed as ever, twisting his hips to try to roll Evers over, but Evers' leverage is just too locked in. He eventually lets go to pick Black up fully...then lands a shoulderbreaker....then another one without letting go! He goes for the cover. 1! 2! Kickout by Black! Evers doesn't seem frustrated - it's still early in the match, after all - before Irish whipping Black into the ropes and going for a back body drop...Black brings his foot up with another huge kick to the side of Evers' head, impact heard all over the arena! Jake Steel: OW! Caelan Tyler: These kicks of Black are intense! Black goes for the cover, hooking the leg! 1! 2! Th...kickout by Evers! Caelan Tyler: Each one of those head shots has got to be effecting Evers' concentration! Black picks Evers up by the hair, before Irish whipping him into the ropes, and then catching him with a huge sidewalk slam! He goes for another cover! 1! 2! Kickout by Evers! He didn't hook the leg! Black doesn't seem to care, a few stiff punches being thrown into Evers' head before he gets up and screaming at the crowd, who screams right back. Jake Steel: Well, Toro over there seems like he's more of a supporter of reckless abuse, so I'm going to support him in this match. C'mon, Toro! Stomp a mudhole! Open him up like a can!! Caelan Tyler: Will you stop it? Black goes for a right hand again, but Evers blocks it and counters with a headbutt, staggering Black, before grabbing his arm and whipping Black into the turnbuckle. Evers charges and connects with a knee to the midsection! He looks to capitalize, whipping Black into the opposite turnbuckle...but Black rebounds back nearly instantly, using the momentum to let his feet arc in a sweep, catching Evers's legs and dropping him face-first in the second turnbuckle! Jake Steel: WHOO, OPEN HIM UP! Caelan Tyler: Taurus Black definitely has an unorthodox style, unlike many wrestlers in NLW! It's hard to defend! Black brings Evers up by his tights, to a standing position, before taking an odd stance. He kicks Evers's knees out from under him, causing Evers to kneel, then hits a picture-perfect kick right to Deacon Evers's nose! Blood starts to come down from it onto the mat. Jake Steel: I KNEW I PICKED RIGHT! BRING ON THE CARNAGE! Black instantly goes for the cover. 1! 2! Kickout by Evers, who immediately goes into a chokehold as soon as he's up, not giving Black time to register! Caelan Tyler: Evers isn't out of this yet! Jake Steel: It's futile! Black needs to win this to prove that Draco's win was a fluke last week! Evers holds the chokehold for the full duration, before the referee forces him off. Evers starts to pour his own brand of right hands into Black's head, completely ignoring the 'go after the shoulder' part of his plan. Caelan Tyler: Looks like Evers is going for Plan B! Deacon Evers looks as pissed as Black did when he started this match, kicking him in the gut and hitting The Frowning Smile! Jake Steel: Evers is gonna try to finish it off! That's his setup for the Conviction of Sanity! Sure enough, Evers turns Black around after getting to his feet, going for the reverse Pedigree-style maneuver...Black uses his upper body strength to shove Evers into the ropes! Evers over Black on the rebound...Black goes for a back body drop, but Evers drops to his knees and gives a stiff European uppercut! Evers whips Black into the ropes and goes for a back body drop of his own, but Black catches him napping, hooking Evers's arms together and slamming home a Tiger Driver! Jake Steel: HAH! BLACK DEATH! Caelan Tyler: Toro's finisher! Taurus quickly goes for the cover, hooking the leg: 1! 2! 3! Zach King: Here is your winner... TAURUS 'TORO' BLACK! Caelan Tyler: Big win here by Black, getting himself back on track here in NLW. Jake Steel: Now if only he had been able to do that last Uprising...
Caelan Tyler: He tried his best, but Draco was able to capitalize on the confusion between him and Frankie. Jake Steel: Capitalize my ass, he stole that win... Cut to backstage, where the Explicit Content dressing room looms in front of the camera. Some sounds of arguing can be sound BARELY over rather loud music playing. It's hard to make out what either really is. Caelan Tyler: I was afraid of this...looks like the main event last week might have had the effect on Explicit Content that Jack Sullivan was going for! Jake Steel: Open the door! Maybe we'll see some ABUSE~! Inside is an unusual locker room, it seems benches and lockers and gym equipment have been forgotten and abandoned in place of chillers full of chocolate and beer, a Velcro catch-ball set, and computer entertainment systems. Right now, Talon stands at the back of the room, arms folded, with Jin Royale's new manager/girlfriend, Kass Rooks. Jin and The Jackrabbit seem to be enjoying a steady game on the Nintendo Wii, and somewhere behind them Jason Stone appears to be painting black and white logos onto T-shirts. ![]() Caelan Tyler: ...Or maybe they already forgot about it...? Jake Steel: DAMN IT! Caelan Tyler: Are they... playing Wii and painting logos on T-shirts? Jin Royale: Hi, we are Explicit Content, and we our setting our asses in the back, playing Wii, painting ourselves a nice little group logo for our T-shirts, and expecting to make something of ourselves. Caelan Tyler: That line sounds familiar... Jake Steel: Hah, your buddy Josh is gonna be pissed... Jin and Jackrabbit seem to be the only people playing with the Wii, wriststraps firmly in place on their Wiimotes. Jason and Talon are around Jin, trying to talk to him despite the distraction, and Kass seems to just be leaning against a wall, waiting for Jin to be done. Jason Stone: Alright, Jin, eyes on the prize. You absolutely have to nail this match cold. We all have to get ours - it's our big chance! The Jackrabbit: Grrrrr, stupid blue hedgeyhog... Talon: Not only do you possess the chance at thrashing that thug Jackson, but you also gain the chance to take his coveted Anarchy X title, and thusly put the nail in the coffin that houses the beaten corpse of Society. Jason Stone: Right. And if we all win, then Explicit Content completely fills up the Gold Rush tournament, and we get to make Jack Sullivan become an alcoholic. Talon: And that will make us unassailable, as out of the four of us, one will be guaranteed to win the Gold Rush tournament. And that will leave the road to the World Title bare and open. Society will be a dead shell at the end of this week, leaving Jack Sullivan. Jin just sort of nods, before frowning and dropping the Wiimote, wrist strap causing it to hang. The Jackrabbit, conversely, springs up and starts dancing about happily. Jin Royale: Fucking Jigglypuff is so CHEAP. Kass Rooks: Charming. Can we go now? Jin Royale: Go? We can't go! I have an important match tonight. Don't you want to see it? Kass sighs, folding her arms. Kass Rooks: I can see that at home. Instead I have to sit here watching you play a game instead of doing ANY kind of preparation with people I barely even know, save for the one that eats all your foo- Jin Royale: OH, YEAH! I haven't introduced you! Kass pauses and face palms as Jin springs up and into action. Jin Royale: Okay! You know Jason already. Jason Stone waves, grinning. He seems to have Cheetoo dust all over his hands. Kass Rooks: We've...we've met, yes. One of your friends is more than enough, you don't know any of MY fri- Jin Royale: This is Talon! He's half of Fusion. He wrestled two matches last week and still beat us! He's pretty awesome. Talon doesn't say a word, simply folding his arms and nodding nearly imperceptibly. Kass just kind of nods back in the same fashion. Jin Royale: And this is Jackrabbit! We're celebrating today because this is his first week out of a mental institution! Jin beams with pride, Jackrabbit says, 'Hooray!' rather loudly, and Kass largely looks like *she* wants to be an alcoholic right behind Jack Sullivan. Jin Royale: And guys, this is important - this is Kass Rooks, my manager, agent, girlfriend...all that stuff. I don't think I missed anything. Here, Kass, hold my Wiimote. Jason Stone: HOT. Jin hands the Wiimote over with one hand while actively PUNCHING Jason Stone in the mouth with his other hand, not holding back in the least. While Stone rubs his jaw dejectedly, Kass eyes the Wiimote as if it were some type of weapon. Jin Royale: Make sure you put on the wrist strap. It's VERY important! Someone could get hurt! Anyway, you goons, say hi! Talon seems too focused on his own upcoming match to say much of anything, though he nods again. The Jackrabbit bounds over to Kass, looking his usual high-spirited self once again, unlike last week. The Jackrabbit: Hey-a, Kassy Reeks! Haha! Kass cocks an eyebrow, a vein throbbing in her forehead, before she gracefully chucks the Wiimote directly at The Jackrabbit's face - it bounces almost harmlessly off his forehead, his wild grin not blemished in the least. Both Jin and Jason look back, frowning. Jin Royale: Kass... Jason Stone: You have to remember the wrist strap! Wrist strap! Kass just puts her head in her hands, insane laughter echoing from the back of the room. Caelan Tyler: Well that was something else. Jake Steel: Please tell me why they let him out of the crazy house again...?
Caelan Tyler: I have no idea Jake... Jake Steel: Sheesh, you'd think Jack would have a better screening process set up for new people. The familiar clicking of stiletto boots on linoleum resounds from the speakers as a cameraman practically pounces on an image of the NLW Champion, Aphrodisia Jordan. Her brow is furrowed and she seems rather perturbed by the sudden appearance of company. However, she keeps walking until she arrives at the locker room of partner-in... ahem... crime, Brad Jackson. For a moment, she hesitates, chewing thoughtfully at her bottom lip before opening the door wide and stepping inside. The lights are low, and the sound of snoring interrupts the silence. Jackson is sprawled on the couch, dead to the world with his mouth wide open. Aphrodisia curses under her breath and seems to ponder leaving before she sets herself. She ventures further into the room and sits on the coffee table. Rather than wasting time trying to be delicate in rousing the slumbering Society member, she jabs Jackson hard in the chest with her index finger. He doesn't make a sound, but his eyes open slowly, fixing on her. Brad Jackson: Hey you. She almost seems startled by the reaction, having had expecting him to jump. Aphrodisia Jordan: Hey. Hard day? One bare shoulder rises and falls in a listless shrug. Brad Jackson: Not really. He scratches his stomach, stifling a yawn as he sits up, making room for her to join him on the more comfortable furniture. The Warheart doesn't move from the coffee table. Brad Jackson: You? His shrug is mirrored by one of her own. Aphrodisia Jordan: As best as is to be expected given all circumstances. Could be immensely better but there's nothing I can do about it at the moment... Brad Jackson: Hungry? There's fruit. On the table. Strawberries, I think. Silence falls between them as Jackson reaches for his cigarettes. He fiddles with the lighter, clicking the lid a few times before lighting it. Blowing out a plume of smoke, he reaches up and rubs the back of his neck. Brad Jackson: Goddamnit! You promised this wouldn't get weird! Aphrodisia frowns before pointing an accusatory finger at him. Aphrodisia Jordan: Me?! You're the one making it weird being all pithy and nonchalant! Brad Jackson: What?! You're the one sitting there, being all... you! Jackson lurches to his feet, and paces towards the aforementioned bowl of fruit. He picks up an apple, and takes a bite before pointing it in her direction. Brad Jackson: Shit! How am I supposed to think?! Jordan stands and puts her hands on her hips, her lips curling back into a defiant sneer. Aphrodisia Jordan: What do you mean how? Brad Jackson: You. That is as far as he gets before he whips the apple at the wall, not even remotely satisfied when it explodes on impact. He growls in frustration. Whirling back towards her, he shouts, his voice filled with indignation. Brad Jackson: You drive me crazy! Aphrodisia Jordan: I drive you crazy? I didn't even do anything! I just came in here to tell you I had the goo ready. Mon dieu! Brad Jackson: Oh... yeah. That. Great. He stalks back towards the couch, and picks up the worn t-shirt draped over the back, pulling it on over his head. Jordan sighs and curses again beneath her breath. Brad Jackson: You ready to make the vain suffer? The Warheart smoothes out her own shirt absently, perhaps out of a nervous habit before nodding. Aphrodisia Jordan: We have to make him see the error of his ways, hm? Jackson smiles, holding out his hand towards her. Brad Jackson: Absolutely. Otherwise we'd be letting society down. She gazes at his hand for a moment as if it would bite her before relenting. Her fingers curl around his and she slips closer to him. Her free hand walks her fingers up his chest lightly. Aphrodisia Jordan: And who else does society have but us? The Warheart rises onto her tippy toes as Jackson leans down. We're given a brief shot of a liplock before the screen fades to black. Caelan Tyler: ...Ever get the feeling that we're missing something Jake? Jake Steel: In this place? ALL. THE. FREAKIN'. TIME.
Caelan Tyler: Well whatever that is all about, I'm sure we'll find out soon enough, as we're about to start our second match. Jake Steel: Um, yay? The arena goes still as the lights go black and a spot light shines on the entrance ramp. It reveals a man standing alone a guitar slung in front of him, wearing a black leather trenchcoat. Zach King: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada... Weighing in at 200 pounds... PLAGUE! Caelan Tyler: Plague is one of the competitors that is currently qualified for the Destiny Title match at Turbulence, having been one of the survivors in that battle royal from a couple of shows ago. Jake Steel: I hope he ends this one quickly. 'Rawr' by Bring Me The Horizon hits, and some cheers ring out as 'The Flyer' Frankie Wilde hits the stage. Before he can get anywhere though, he's cut down with a vicious clothesline from behind. Caelan Tyler: That's EJ Slayer! Jake Steel: Woot! EJ Slayer quickly grabs the young rookie, pulling him to his feet and dragging him down the entrance ramp. Frankie Diamond follows behind the two, carrying Slayer's infamous duffel bag. Slayer tosses Wilde into the ring, sliding under the ropes and quickly standing up. The fans continue to boo him as he lifts up Wilde and drives him to the mat with The Violent End! Caelan Tyler: This is absolutely absurd! He can't defend himself! Jake Steel: Who cares? It's entertaining! Slayer turns his attention from Wilde, looking over to Plague. Plague merely shakes his head, exiting the ring, leaving Slayer and Diamond alone in the ring. Diamond quickly produces a microphone. Frankie Diamond: And that's the first smart thing anyone's done all week! The fans boos loudly at both Frankie Diamond and Plague as he makes his way up the ramp. Frankie Diamond: We're here for one reason and one reason only, and that's The Ice Man! 'Second to None' hits, and the crowd erupts as The Ice Man makes his way down the entrance ramp in jeans and his 'Can't Melt The Ice!' t-shirt. He glares at Slayer before pulling out a microphone of his own. The Ice Man: So Addiction wasn't enough for you two? You decided you needed to come onto my show? The crowd continues to roar in approval of the former NLW Champion as he stares down Slayer, who doesn't move a muscle. Frankie Diamond: Your show? Last I checked Ice Man, you didn't own the NLW. An 'Ice Man' chant rises, and The Ice Man motions for the crowd to get louder, causing Diamond's face to get redder by the moment. The Ice Man: The fans seem to disagree with you Frankie. Frankie Diamond: Real cute, but we're serious. You come into our house, ruin our airtime, hit me with The Ice Pick... Frankie scowls as the crowd cheers this fact. Frankie Diamond: We're here for the apology you owe us. Ice Man rolls his eyes at the mention of this. The Ice Man: Apology? I don't know what show you were watching Frankie, but the crowd seemed to enjoy what I did to you. You two come out here, running your mouths bitching about the business, but you have no right. I'll tell you boys something, I am NLW, and business has been good to me. The crowd cheers again, causing Frankie to throw up his arms in anger. Slayer snatches the microphone from Frankie before getting into The Ice Man's face. EJ Slayer: You mindlessly defend this company, this business, but you refuse to step back and face facts. Tell me Ice Man, the fans cheer you, but at what cost to you? How many scars do you have because a match got out of hand? How many nights spent in an emergency room? You're just like that prick Jesse Williams, but at least he didn't get emasculated in a match by that bitch Aphrodisia-- Slayer is cut off by a solid right from The Ice Man, who throws a few others before taking Slayer off his feet with a short arm lariat. Frankie is left standing there, and for the second time in a week he finds himself being lifted up onto Ice Man's broad shoulders. Ice Man yells to the crowd, spinning around so all the fans can see Frankie's look while up on his shoulders. Before Ice can finish his move though, he's leveled by a bicycle kick from EJ Slayer, sending Frankie tumbling to the mat. Slayer quickly mounts Ice Man, delivering rights to the big man's forehead while the fans boo loudly. Frankie quickly gathers his wits and grabs a mic. Frankie Diamond: This is only a taste Ice Man. You don't want a piece of EJ Slayer. I hope you got the message this time. Slayer hits Ice Man a few more times before exiting the ring with Diamond, a smug look on his face as Ice Man slowly comes to. Caelan Tyler: Well I guess it's safe to say that match has been thrown out, and EJ Slayer just sent a message to our former champ. Jake Steel: Good, Ice Man needs to get the message through his thick skull one of these days.
Caelan Tyler: Whether or not you like it Jake, The Ice Man has been an invaluable part of the NLW and the fans love the guy. Jake Steel: And EJ Slayer is going to tear him apart as he should. Cut to backstage, where someone... or something... is seen walking down the corridor backstage. A buzzing noise reveals the presence of none other than Robo-Betsy! As Robo-Betsy carries on, minding her own business, she is suddenly greeted by a second figure here in the corridor, a figure in tartan long-shorts and wearing an Explicit Content t-shirt. Without even hesitating, The Jackrabbit begins prodding the mechanical animal. The Jackrabbit: Oooooh, whassis? Robo-Betsy: Megrrrrrr! Robo-Betsy does her best wolf impersonation with her growl knowing that Jackrabbit is her owner's opponent tonight. The Jackrabbit raises an eyebrow above his sunshades, then gives what seems like an understanding chuckle... The Jackrabbit: Baaaaaaaaaaa! Baaaaaaaaaaaaa! Does you understand now? Baa.. Baa? Robo-Betsy cocks her head to the side in utter confusion of this man. Her face is blank and she can't find a threatening thing on him. Well, threatening to herself at least. Robo-Betsy: Merrrr! Affirmative. The Jackrabbit: Ah-hah, we have communications! Awwwww, you're a cute little sheep, I think I will keeps you and calls you The Jacksheep, and you will be my sidekick! Jackrabbit bends down next to Robo-Betsy and begins petting her head ever-so gently. Robo-Betsy starts to panic knowing this is what Draco warned her about. He even sat her down and watched Dateline: To Catch A Predator so she would know. She backed away from The Jackrabbit her little Furby eyes conveying fear the best they can. Robo-Betsy: Merrrr! I need adult! The Jackrabbit: Not sure what one of them be's, but don'tchya worry likkle Jacksheep, Daddy'rabbit is here to look after yous. The Jackrabbit strokes her floppy mechanical ears even harder now, trying his best to soothe the worried goat. Robo-Betsy fidgets. The Jackrabbit: Now, likkle Jacksheep, yous need to come down to the ring with Daddy to help him beat that naughty Dracey, okie dokie? Draco: What the hell?! Draco appears on the scene, looking less than amused, his arms crossed over his chest. He glares at Robo-Betsy like she was a cheating spouse. Draco: Can you explain this?! Robo-Betsy: Merr-- Draco: I heard enough! The Jackrabbit: Dracey, we can explain!.. The Hellacious One glares heavily at The Unorthodox One, still with the disputed mechanical sheep practically on his lap. The Jackrabbit gives his most innocent look. The Jackrabbit: Dracey, please, we loves each other! Draco: Get over here, girl! Snapping his fingers, the mechanical goat finds a way to pry herself from Jackrabbit's grasp. She bows her head and tries to stay hidden from The Jackrabbit's loving look and Draco's disgusted glare. Draco: I thought I told you about this. Remember I showed you Chris Hanson? Robo-Betsy: Merrrr. Sowwies. Robo-Betsy finally jumps up and trots across to her owner, and The Tag Team Champion immediately hops to his feet, staring Draco square in the eyes. The Jackrabbit: You stole my sheep, Dracey... Draco: It's a goat! MY goat! I built her! Robo-Betsy: Merrrrrrr. The Jackrabbit: Goat? Pishtosh, I know a sheep when I sees one, Dracey. Don't worry my likkle Jacksheep, Daddy will get you back once I wins the match out there... I'll see you outs there, Helliciousness One. The Jackrabbit turns, and hop-skip-jumps away down the corridor. Draco slaps his forehead in frustration, before looking down at his goat... who is most certainly not a sheep. Draco: He better have offered you something more than candy, girl. Robo-Betsy: Mur.. Caelan Tyler: ...Did Jackrabbit just try to steal Draco's... Um... Thing? Jake Steel: I continue my stance on the 'no pets' policy.
Caelan Tyler: It's hard to argue with that, what with all the weirdness they've caused here the past few shows. Jake Steel: Exactly. The camera feed switches to backstage, and more importantly, to the common area. The crowd, most notably the females in attendance, erupt in cheers and catcalls as Jin Royale walks into the frame with a cell phone pressed to his ear. The noise of the crowd drowns out the conversation as Jin wraps up his call, adjusting his million dollar shades over his eyes before turning towards the refreshment tables. Immediately, he spots Jackson, leaning against the wall, sipping slowly from a cup of coffee. Brad Jackson: Hey fucker. Jackson takes another slow drink of his coffee as though he's got all the time in the world but his eyes never leave those of his opponent. Jin Royale: Polish that belt up nice for me? Jackson rolls his eyes, pushing off from the wall to amble towards Royale. Brad Jackson: I've got better things to do, asshole. Gold's not everything. Jin cracks a grin. Jin Royale: Yeah? Like the horizontal tango with Aphrodisia Jordan? Jackson chuckles, the sound forced as he moves closer. Brad Jackson: Fucking comedian, aren't you? You think you're funny, don't you? Jin opens his mouth to reply, but Jackson cuts him off with a face full of hot coffee. Brad Jackson: Newsflash, retard. You're not funny. You're not even remotely entertaining. Jin splutters, clawing at his eyes, and Jackson knees him in the groin, adding insult to injury. Brad Jackson: Actually, come to think of it, you are hilarious, man. A real knee-slapper. No wonder Kass Rooks laughs her ass off every time she looks at you. With a roar of anger, Jin squints at Jackson, only to find the Anarchy X Champion slipping through the doorway with a raised middle finger. Royale dashes after him, in hot pursuit, and catches up with him through a set of double doors. Jackson stands in the middle of the room, in front of an industrial fan, laughing breathlessly. Jin stops, hands curling into fists at the look on Jackson's face. He doesn't notice when the doors slam shut behind him Brad Jackson: Jin, Jin... seriously... I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH YOU! At those words, a massive amount of lumpy green slime comes cascading down from the ceiling, rolling over Jin Royale. Heavy boos, mainly from the ladies in attendance screaming earlier, fill the auditorium as Aphrodisia Jordan is seen slinking down a ladder from an above catwalk. She strolls towards Jin and Jackson, swinging a now-empty bucket at her side. Her cat-like smile is plastered on her lips as she kicks Jin hard in the back of the knee before putting the bucket on his head with enough force to make an audible thunk. She gives it a little shake to rile up the stunned Jin within. Aphrodisia disappears off screen as Jackson leans into Jin. Brad Jackson: Can you hear me now, asshole? Green with envy... avarice. You're a hollow piece of shit. You think taking the gold from me will prove you're better? DREAM ON! He roars the last two words, and the reverberation makes Jin step back quickly. He almost loses his footing on the slippery slime coating the floor, and then Jackson's fist slams into the bucket. Jin goes down into the sloppy goo as Aphrodisia slides in on it as if she were in ice. She swings a pair of kendo sticks high above her head before bringing them down hard on the bucket, bending the aluminum around Royale's head. Another good whack follows as Aphrodisia begins to giggle uncontrollably with each strike. Jackson accompanies the kendo stick shots with kicks to Jin's midsection, really laying in the heavy boots. Jackson holds up a hand, motioning for Aph to stop for a second as he hunkers down next to the slimy man. The sounds of Jin's grunts of pain can be heard, magnified by the bucket. Brad Jackson: Jin... Jackson's voice is loud, filled with calm authority. Brad Jackson: Real champions don't need to hide behind gold, just like REAL contenders don't have to align themselves with retards, and slap on a catchy name to ride SOMEONE ELSE'S coattails to fame. How's that, Jin? Explicit enough for you? Don't worry, buddy... you'll thank us later. He lashes out with his fist, catching Jin under the chin. The clang is loud as his head slams against the floor. Jackson straightens up, and grins. Aphrodisia is still standing in the goo. She points down at her boots with a pout beginning to develop on her lips. Aphrodisia Jordan: He got my boots all dirty... Brad Jackson: Bastard. Like a valiant prince, Jackson scoops Aph up, and steps hard on Jin's stomach to get away from the slime as the crowd goes nuts with boos. He carries her out of the room, their laughter almost louder than the crowd reaction. As the mocking laughter dies away down the corridor, the sound of running fills the passage. A moment later the camera swings to focus on the Hunter, Talon, rushing to the scene. Looking at the battered body of Jin Royale he curses softly, shaking his head. Caelan Tyler: Talk about your sticky situations... Jake Steel: UGH. That pun physically hurt Cael.
Caelan Tyler: What's wrong with my puns? Jake Steel: Everything Cael. Everything. Caelan Tyler: Well anyways, coming up is the first of our Gold Rush quarterfinal contests. Should be a good one, too, as both competitors come in on a wave of momentum. The powers have called me away Another time To carry the colors again My motivation An oath I've sworn to defend To win the honor Of coming back home again No explanation Will matter after we begin Another dark destroyer that's buried in me My true vocation And now my unfortunate friend You will discover A war you're unable to win During the lyrics even more smoke and gun fire had filled the stage. A silhouette appeared in the center of it all. No features can be made out through the thick fog and smoke at the entrance way. The figure's head is bowed as the bullets continue to whiz by his head getting closer and closer. That I've become... The music continues and the screen above the entrance way comes to life with what looks to be a piece of glass. The glass cracks and spiderwebs, but doesn't break. The cracks spell out the next lyric that the singer belts out. Moving forward through the fog and all its hazards, the figure slowly lifts his head. The figure can be seen with a hooded sleeveless black T-shirt and a pair of black jeans. His chest is bare and gives us the clue to his identity. The sickening pale white scars spelling out no hope mark him as 'The Hellacious One' Draco. He walks through the fog managing to avoid harm from the gun fire trading back and forth. Determination that is incorruptible From the other side A terror to behold Annihilation will be unavoidable Every broken enemy will know That their opponent get to be invincible Take a last look around while you're alive I'm an indestructible master of war Making his way through the war zone that was the entrance way without a scratch, Draco climbs into the ring. He throws his head up tossing the hood off to reveal his face. The fans cheer as he holds his arms above his head. He takes off his hooded shirt and tosses it into the crowd. Draco then leans against the ropes, staring down at Phoenix at the commentary position. Zach King: His opponent, from Whitesboro, New York... weighing 204 pounds... 'THE HELLACIOUS ONE' DRACO! Caelan Tyler: Somehow, I do not think Draco appreciates you being out here, Phoenix. The Phoenix: He'll get over it. Or failing that, he'll have something new to complain about. Jake Steel: The TRUE Legacy Champion is going to drop you like a stone, Phoenix! The Phoenix: Jake, do us all a favor. Shut the hell up and pay your respects by bowing to the King. The bell sounds, forcing Draco to avert his attention away from Phoenix and focus on his opponent in the ring. Tie-up by both wrestlers and it is Jackrabbit who gets the early advantage with a side headlock. Draco is quick to slide out the back with a hammerlock, and 'Rabbit is quick to get to the ropes, causing the break. Draco holds on until four before releasing the hold, backing away. Caelan Tyler: Draco with the early advantage there, but 'Rabbit is quick to use the ropes. The Phoenix: I've noticed that about Draco in the last few shows. Maybe he's taking this whole half-assed crusade for revenge seriously, if he's trying to work in a technical game to his arsenal. Jake Steel: No, he just got tired of watching you bungle moves. The two grapplers once more meet in the center of the ring, but 'Rabbit fakes the tie-up before stomping on the foot of Draco. A forearm follows this up, sending Draco against the ropes. An Irish whip sends Draco across the ring, and Jackrabbit misses with a clothesline as Draco ducks. 'The Hellacious One' comes back off the ropes, landing a flying forearm to the face of 'Rabbit. The Tag champion is down as Draco quickly rolls over into a lateral press, barely getting a one before Jackrabbit pops the shoulder up. Not wanting to slow the pace down just yet, the former Legacy champ comes off the ropes, catching a rising Jackrabbit with a low dropkick to the face, which sends 'Rabbit to the outside at the end of the entrance ramp. Caelan Tyler: The action spilling to the outside early in this contest! Jake Steel: Which leads to the potential for more ABUSE! The Phoenix: Jake, indoor voice, please. We're sitting right next to you, unfortunately for us. Jake Steel: Why the hell should I listen to a choke artist? The Phoenix: Need I remind you why? Caelan Tyler: Guys, there's a match to call. Caelan Tyler: Well we have our first advancing individual in Draco, and now he's leaving and... What the..? As Jackrabbit's back is turned to the entrance ramp the crowd gets up and stirs as two men they haven't seen since the tag tournament slide into the ring. Jackrabbit turns around and is met with double fists by both members of Southern Comfort! Jackrabbit hits the mat hard as both men begin to stomp a mud hole in him as the crowd vocally announces their displeasure to the ongoing event. Jackrabbit makes it to the ropes and attempts to pull himself out of the ring but T.W Haywood bends down and grabs him and forces him on his feet. T.W Haywood Irish whips him into the ropes and then bounces off the opposite ropes. He and Jackrabbit end up meeting in the middle with T.W Haywood hitting a vicious version of 'WHITE LIGHTENING' almost taking Jackrabbit's head off as he crashes to the mat and folds up like an accordion. T.W grabs the ropes and gives out a rebel yell as he spits tobacco at a camera man trying to film him. Caelan Tyler: That's Southern Comfort! Jake Steel: WHOO! SOUTHERN ABUSE LIVES TONIGHT~! The Crowd stands on their feet and cheers as Talon the other half of Fusion runs down and attempts to save his partner. As he gets up and charges though C.W Buford and T.W Haywood successfully double boot him in the stomach hunching him over. The crowd begins to boo again realizing Talon would not be getting retribution as Southern Comfort both attempt a double ax handle assault on Talon bring him down on all fours. C.W Buford backs up a few steps, takes a few seconds to measure Talon and then walks over and drops a knee directly on Talon's neck flattening him out onto the canvas. T.W Haywood delivers a few more stomps to Talon as C.W Buford goes to the side of the ring and demands 'A Got Damn Microphone'. He gets what he wants and he goes over to Jackrabbit and rolls him over on his back and bends down screaming into his face. C.W Buford: YOU FELT THAT DIDN'T YOU BOY! That's right, that's right you good for nothing nancy boy, you good for nothing queer. With your skips, and your jumps, and whatever the hell else you do, acting like some got damn fairy and we came boy... we came and clipped your wings real good. We told you didn't we? Weeks and weeks ago me and T.W both told you. We wanted a tag title shot. We said it, and we are damn sure people listened. We said if we weren't given those title shots we were going to take a piece of your hide. Ain't my fault you're not much of a man and couldn't take T.W's White Lightening! That don't confront me none. Look at you, just like that we laid you out. Just like that we showed everyone here what a real ass whooping is supposed to look like. C.W Buford drops to a knee and picks Jack Rabbit's head up with his free hand. The crowd is still booing as T.W Haywood keeps laying the boots to Talon who is attempting to crawl over to Jackrabbit still attempting to help. C.W Buford: Are you seeing how things are? Are you listening to me boy? You ain't ignoring me are you son? That's disrespectful. You know what my pappy did when ignored him all disrespectful like. Well Got Damn, let me show you. C.W Buford takes the microphone and begins to bash it into the forehead of The Jackrabbit. The Crowd groans as the sound of each shot is amplified through the microphone. After several shots C.W Buford drops Jackrabbit to the mat and walks over to Talon who is no longer crawling as T.W Haywood stamps his foot down on him keeping him in place. The camera takes a moment to look at the forehead of Jackrabbit and shows he's been cut open from the shots. C.W Buford: So Talon is it? I reckon you think it's okay to act like an animal. Hellsfire been talking to T.W Haywood and we been thinking, well shit, maybe you think you are an animal? A WILD ANIMAL... a wild animal that goes around biting and scratching and attempt to hurt people. Well you know that ain't how a man is suppose to act. I reckon if you're going to give yourself a name like Talon. If your going to try to get people to think you are an animal... then when it comes right down to it... you should be put down like a common stinkin' animal. Lift him up T.W!!!! T.W obliges as he takes his foot off Talon and picks him to his feet. As soon as he's too his feet C.W Buford boots him in the stomach hunching him over and puts him in a headlock. The crowd boos as C.W takes a moment to turn his head and sneer at the crowd and then with a smile he takes Talon down with the SGL! They aren't done yet though. C.W Buford goes to the outside and grabs both tag team titles and he comes back into the ring with them. While he was doing this T.W Haywood drags Talon next to Jackrabbit lying them side by side. C.W Buford hands T.W one of the tag titles and they both lift them in the air as the crowd boos. T.W Haywood hands them both to C.W who bends down and sets one on top of Jackrabbit and one down on Talon. As he does this T.W Haywood pulls out a black magic marker from his jeans. Caelan Tyler: What are they doing? Jake Steel: No idea, but I'm loving it! T.W bends down and scribbles quickly on Jackrabbit's title, and then he does the same with Talon's. Satisfied with what he has done he smirks at C.W Buford and they both scream 'THE SOUTH HAS DONE IT AGAIN' as A Country Boy Can Survive plays and they both exit the ring with both members of Fusion laid out in the ring with their tag titles on top of them. A Cameraman enters the ring and gets a close up of one of the titles seeing that thanks to the black magic marker Tag Team Championship has been modified to say Fag Team Championship. Caelan Tyler: Fag team? Jake Steel: BRILLIANT!
Caelan Tyler: What a vicious beatdown though by SoCo on Fusion. Jake Steel: They want those belts Cael. Jordan Brock: Here he is. Brock opens the door for Nick James, who waltzes into Jack Sullivan's office without invitation. Sullivan glances at him only briefly as James takes a seat. Jack Sullivan: You are? Nick James: Here. That's what's important. Let's talk contract. James pulls his chair forward toward Sullivan's desk with an obnoxious scraping sound, then kicks his feet up, setting his red Converses on Sullivan's desk as he leans backwards. Sullivan rubs his thumb and forefinger over his eyes as if fighting off a headache. Jack Sullivan: Well, do you want to tell me a little bit about your background: titles, former promotions, that kind of thing? Nick James: Not really. James pops the tab on a can of Diet Coke with Lime, sipping satisfactorily while Sullivan taps his pen on the desk with growing irritation. Jack Sullivan: So you won't tell me where you come from, who you are, or what you can do. Can you think of a single reason why I should waste my time with you? James takes his feet from the desk, leaning forward closer to Sullivan, setting down the can of soda on top of a stack of important looking papers and immediately leaving a ring of condensation around the base. Nick James: Because I'll take any offer and I'll work for peanuts. And because you're a smart enough business man to realize that you can't build a promotion on the backs of old men. You need the young blood here to climb through the ranks from scratch, work their way up and give the fans something differant. And I'm... well, something different. Jordan Brock: Don't we have a guy specifically for face punks like him? Jack Sullivan: Yeah, we do, but he's a little tied up at the moment. I'm sure we can find someone for the kid to take a whack at though. James shrugs. Nick James: Whatever. You pick some fat-body old man; I show up and kick his dentures down his throat. Works for me. See ya next Uprising. James strolls out looking pleased. Sullivan and Brock both carry the same expression of a bad taste in their mouth. Jordan Brock: Can I go catch him in the parking lot to... greet him? Jack Sullivan: Nah, kid'll be in for enough pain next week when he gets in the ring with one of my guys. Damn hot shots give me a headache though. Caelan Tyler: That kid has shown nothing but arrogance since he showed up earlier tonight. Jake Steel: Which one?
Caelan Tyler: Nick James. Jake Steel: Hey, I'll give him credit for a cool name. Caelan Tyler: Huh? Jake Steel: 'I'm Nick James BITCH!' Caelan Tyler: God damnit... Cut to backstage, to the familiar sight of the SOCIETY locker-room, the group logo emblazoned on the door. There is a distinct knocking sound, and the sound of footsteps before suddenly the door swings open, revealing the defending Anarchy X champion himself, 'The Machine' Brad Jackson. Brad Jackson: What the...? Sat in the doorway is an enormous parcel, wrapped in bright electric pink and shaped distinctly like a love-heart. Jackson cocks an eyebrow, at once suspicious of the arrival. The camera gets a better look as Jackson eyes the label on the parcel; 'Brad, from Aph.' A shocked expression crosses Jackson's face, and he pulls the parcel inside the locker room, entirely unsure on whether to open it or not. What could Aphrodisia have possibly sent him? Caelan Tyler: A heart-shaped present? Jake Steel: I bet it's candy!
Caelan Tyler: Why would she send him candy? Jake Steel: I don't know, sweet tooth maybe? The crowd cheers loudly and then 'I Stand Alone' by Godsmack blares across the arena. There's complete black out, then from behind each turnbuckle a spotlight shine into the center of the ring. On the last is Talon, arms out-stretched to his sides, with two lengths of lead piping in his hands. After a moment's pause, Talon jumps into the ring, and paces around, throwing his piping to the turnbuckle. He has several visible welts on his body from the beating he took earlier from Southern Comfort. Zach King: This is a quarterfinal match in the Gold Rush Tournament, scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, standing at 6 foot 8 inches... Weighing in at 280 Pounds... He is one-half of the NLW Tag Team Champions...TALON! Caelan Tyler: Talon's got the size advantage in this match, but is that going to be enough to make the semifinals, especially considering he just got jumped earlier by Southern Comfort? Jake Steel: Nope! It's not happening! The fading-in echo of 'I' ricochets from one end of the arena to the other. 'I... won't back down! I will not bow! (I've come to bring you hell)' As the chorus of 'Won’t Back Down' by Fuel begins to play, Kevin Heat walks out with a smug smirk on his face. He ignores all crowd reaction, whether cheer, boo or indifferent, though jeers seem to be the majority. Either way, he walks down to the ring as if he owns the place, stopping to get a good look at the fans faces every once in a while and shaking his head in disappointment. He enters the ring gradually and stares across the ring at his opponent. Zach King: His opponent, from Baltimore, Maryland... weighing in at 228 pounds... KEVIN HEAAAAT! Caelan Tyler: Heat looks rather confident, Jake. He seems to think this match is already in the bag. Jake Steel: Of course! When you're 'Nuklear' Heat, you have to have that swagger! Before the bell even sounds, Kevin Heat storms across the ring, surprising Talon with a flurry of right hands. The ref quickly calls for the bell to get the match started, as Heat presses his (slightly illegal) advantage. Kevin manages to back The Enigma into the ropes before finally breaking off, sprinting to the other side of the ring. Coming off those ropes, he sends Talon over the top with a clothesline, and the Tag champion tumbles to the floor. Caelan Tyler: Heat taking the fight early to Talon here. But I don't know how wise this is, going to the floor. Jake Steel: Come on, Heat! Bring the ABUSE! Kevin steps on the ring apron, sizing up his opponent as Talon gets to his feet. The Enigma turns, and now Heat goes into action, a dropkick from the apron sending the Tag champion down to the protective mats. Quickly getting up, Heat rams Talon's head into the security barrier twice before throwing him halfway back in the ring. Talon's head is hanging off the apron as Heat stands on the floor, sizing his opponent up. He strikes a moment later with a dropkick to the side of the head! Kevin is quick to get back in the ring, slide Talon away from the ropes, and go for the cover: 1 2 Heat gets thrown two feet away as Talon powers out of the cover! Caelan Tyler: Kevin Heat using his speed advantage early on, keeping his opponent off-balance. Jake Steel: That's not hard to do when your opponent is Talon, Caelan! Caelan Tyler: ... Kevin goes back to the attack, pulling The Enigma into a sitting position. Heat goes off the ropes, and a low dropkick to the back of the head is the result! Instead of immediately going for the cover, Heat decides to drop an elbow on Talon before applying the lateral press, without hooking the leg: 1 2 Talon gets a shoulder up at two and a quarter. Pulling The Enigma up, Heat twists him around and lands a neckbreaker before deciding that another top-rope maneuver is due. Caelan Tyler: I'm not sure if this is a wise move by Heat here. Jake Steel: Of course it is! He's got this in the bag already! Caelan Tyler: But it's just the start of the match, Jake. Jake Steel: And your point? Kevin is quick to climb the turnbuckles, as Talon slowly gets to his feet. As Talon finally stands, Heat leaps off, a top rope bulldog his plan. For a brief moment it looks like Talon might be able to get out of it, but he cannot as he gets driven into the mat by the Baltimore native! Heat looks confident that this match is over as he simply leans against Talon for the cover: 1 2 Foot on the ropes! Heat looks over at the referee, incensed that his pin attempt was stopped by something that trivial as Talon rolls onto his stomach, trying desperately to get his bearings about him. Caelan Tyler: Heat's wasting a lot of time with the official here. Not the smartest of moves. Jake Steel: Come on, Heat! Finish him off! Heat finally gets done his fruitless argument with the official as he turns to resume the attack on his opponent. However, Talon blasts Heat with a left hook to the body, and a second. He looks for a European uppercut, but Heat manages to lean back enough to avoid the blow, and cracks Talon with an enzuigiri kick that sends the Tag champ crashing back to the mat! There is a large smirk on Heat's face as he pulls The Enigma into position and decides to take flight once again. Talon is not moving as Kevin makes it to the top rope, taunting the fans as he stands atop the strand-- Caelan Tyler: Heat's wasting too much time here, Jake! Jake Steel: He knows what he's doing, Caelan! --and soars through the air, looking for a frog splash. But Talon moves! Heat crash-lands on the mat, clutching his stomach and rib area as he flops around a little from the impact of striking the mat. Talon is barely stirring as he has a hand on the rope in order to help himself stand. The referee's mandatory ten-count reaches six before Talon is finally able to answer it, still a bit shaky on his feet. Caelan Tyler: Can The Enigma take advantage of the mistake? Jake Steel: Nah, 'Nuklear' Heat's luring him in before going for the kill! Talon pulls Kevin to his feet before slamming the former Juniorweight champion to the mat. Heat is quick to get back up, but pays for it with a right hand to the jaw that nearly takes him off his feet! Talon follows up with several more of these before sending Heat into the near-side ropes and dropping him on the rebound with the big boot! Talon falls into the cover: 1 2 Heat gets a shoulder up at two and a half. The Enigma pulls Heat up to his feet before cinching up a suplex and lifting Heat into the air...and holding...and holding some more...and finally crashing back to the mat after a textbook delayed vertical suplex! Caelan Tyler: Talon getting to use his power to his advantage. Can he put away the NLW Original? Jake Steel: Of course not! Heat's just playing possum! Be that as it may, Talon once again brings Heat to his feet before hooking up both arms, possibly for a butterfly suplex. However, Talon instead raises Heat into position and drills him with a powerbomb! Talon following his Hunter Instinct with a cover on the prone lightweight: 1 2 No! Heat barely gets a shoulder off the mat! The Tag champ stomps Heat once and decides that he's done messing around, as he heads to the top rope. Pausing for a brief moment to line up his attack, Talon leaps...but this time it's Heat who moves, as the Death From Above misses! Both men are down on the mat, not moving! Caelan Tyler: Talon unable to connect with his finisher, and right now it's anyone's match! Jake Steel: I told you he was playing possum, Cael! Get him, Heat! The referee gets to a count of seven before Heat finally gets up to his feet. Talon is up on all fours as the former Anarchy X champ comes over and stomps The Enigma in the head, and continues to stomp away. Talon is finally able to make it to the ropes, but Heat is relentless in his attack as he now pulls the Tag champ to his feet and delivers another swinging neckbreaker. Heat hooks the leg closest to the ropes as he falls into the cover... 1 2 Left shoulder up at two and a half! With nary a pause, Heat pulls Talon into position and applies his modified dragon sleeper, hoping the damage done to his head will be enough to knock out The Enigma! Jake Steel: Death by Fire! Beginning of the end, Caelan! Caelan Tyler: I'm not certain about that. Talon's a tough athlete; anything could happen. Jake Steel: Pfft, that's just insane talk. The hold is held for about a minute, until Talon somehow manages to stretch his left arm out at the right angle and brush up against the ropes. The ref sees this and orders Heat to break the hold. Heat refuses to do so, saying that Talon isn't in the ropes. The ref begins to count regardless, and Heat drops the hold just before the five count before getting into the referee's face, arguing about the decision. This is buying The Enigma precious time to recover. The official finally tells Heat to get back to the match or he'll lose by way of a disqualification. The look on Kevin's face could kill as he closes back in on Talon. Caelan Tyler: I'm not certain how wise that was on Heat's part. Jake Steel: Come on, 'Nuklear' Heat has a point! That ref is biased! Caelan Tyler: No, he's not. The ref made a good call there. Jake Steel: Something your mom can never do... Caelan Tyler: ...That was a stretch, even for you. Seeing the shape his opponent is in, Heat smirks, as he closes in, looking for Heartburn. It would have worked, too, if Talon hadn't caught his leg in mid-kick! A right hand stuns Heat, and Talon is quick to follow it up with a choke slam that shakes the ring! Instead of going for the cover, Talon leans against the ropes, waiting for Heat to get up. Kevin is slow to do so, holding the back of his neck as Talon springs into action, flooring the original Legacy champion with a Bloody Talons axe kick! Caelan Tyler: Talon back in control here; can he put away Kevin Heat? Jake Steel: No! Come on, Heat! Jake's cheers are in vain, however, as Talon goes to the top rope once again and this time connects with Death from Above! He hooks both legs as the referee slides in: 1 2 3! 'I Stand Alone' blares through the arena as Talon gets to his feet, his hand raised by the official. Zach King: Here is your winner, advancing to the semifinals...TALON! Caelan Tyler: Well, looks like even with the attack from Southern Comfort earlier Talon managed to succeed and advance in this tournament. Jake Steel: BOO! He cheated!
Caelan Tyler: You always say that Jake, but it's almost never true. Jake Steel: Bah, you're just biased like those refs are! ![]() The screen goes black for a moment before it brightens, revealing Aphrodisia Jordan with nothing but darkness surrounding her. She is dressed in a black corset and a leather skirt, as well as the knee-high boots she had been wearing previously in the show. Her hands are clasped in front of her frame, her blue eyes still lit with that familiar bloodlust. Aphrodisia Jordan: It was first used during the Spanish Inquisition, though at that point, it was called a toca. It was used as a means of extorting information from captives, coercing confessions from innocent subjects as well as to punish and intimidate prisoners. The darkness around the NLW Champion begins to make way to light, revealing a body that is lashed to a board-stretcher. The stretcher is tilted at a forty-five degree angle so the body's feet are up in the air and the head is tilted over a large basin. The figure is not identifiable, as his head is wrapped with black fabric. Aphrodisia Jordan: There are long-term complications to the waterboarding technique, including, but not limited to: damage to vital organs, mainly the lungs; brain damage from oxygen deprivation; physiological injury including a version of shell-shock; physical injuries from struggling. Oh, and, you know, death. Aphrodisia turns and moves towards the body that is just beginning to become alert. She picks up a plain bucket that sloshes and spills a bit of water on the floor. She points down the hooded figure. Aphrodisia Jordan: Essentially, waterboarding simulates drowning and evokes a gag reflex. Now, more recently in the news, it's come to light that the C.I.A. has used such a technique in Guantanamo Bay on terrorist suspects. Of course, under global law, the act of torture is illegal and such. But then there's illegal, and what people do anyway. The United States government jumped to the defence of the C.I.A., citing that the waterboarding technique was not actually defined as torture. Aphrodisia slowly begins to drain a small stream of water over the black fabric. The figure starts to squirm against the restraints. Aphrodisia Jordan: The definition of torture, for those of you lacking a simple dictionary, implies that a person is forced to go through extreme mental anguish, unbearable physical pain and distress that may or may not be fatal. More water is poured onto the fabric. The sounds of gagging and choking become audible as the figure's squirming starts to become more desperate. Aphrodisia smiles that much wider, pausing the stream of water. Aphrodisia Jordan: So, what do you think, Mister Mystery? Torture or not? Before the man, now clearly ???, can reply, Aphrodisia pours more water over the fabric. ??? begins to gurgle, arching off the stretcher in an attempt to break free of the restraints and seek vengeance. Aphrodisia begins to chuckle as she puts the bucket down. She grasps the top of the stretcher and tilts it back up until its level. With a hard yank, she pulls off the fabric. Leaning against the top of the stretcher, she peers down at the groggy and still, mildly choking ???. She leans closer, her pierced lips brushing against his forehead. Aphrodisia Jordan: [whispering.] Je sais qui vous ętes... Aphrodisia stands up again and gazes at the camera, petting at ???'s wet hair lightly. Aphrodisia Jordan: I'm Aph Jordan, and I believe waterboarding is torture. And it's damn fun to do, too. ![]() Caelan Tyler: ...What the fuck is wrong with that woman? Jake Steel: bitch be straight up crazy yo.
Caelan Tyler: Attacking someone is one thing, but torture? Jack's going to have to put his foot down to them at some point. Jake Steel: Probably, but can you blame him for waiting? Backstage, Josh helps Jordan Brock stretch his muscles. Brock still had a long way to go in rehab, but his therapist had said everything was weeks, months even, ahead of schedule. Jordan Brock: So what now? Josh shrugged. Josh Allen: For starters, I need to focus on beating Jason Stone's ass. Then, I want you to book our flights to Liverpool, England. And keep your eye open for Jesse here tonight. I don't want him interfering with my match, so stay posted behind the stage area. Jordan nods and stands, rubbing his pecs. Josh looks at his watch and heads out to prepare for his match. Jordan follows. Caelan Tyler: Well, Josh Allen is taking on Jason Stone next, and judging by that... Jake Steel: He's totally gay.
Caelan Tyler: What? No way! Jake Steel: Yes way. Caelan Tyler: Have you seen his wife? Jake Steel: Psh! Caelan Tyler: Whatever... Hey, Jake? Jake Steel: *Sigh*... Caelan Tyler: ...Jake? Jake Steel: ...What, Caelan? Caelan Tyler: Here comes my best friend! Jake Steel: Yeah, I know, I know. Every week... 'Riot' by Three Days Grace causes some unsettled fans to stand and boo. Josh Allen strides onto stage and treads down the aisle, shaking his head in apparent disgust at some of the front-row fans. Josh slides into the ring and climbs onto the second turnbuckle of the nearest ring post. He begins to throw his hands into the air, but instead waves off the fans, rolls his eyes and leaps down, back onto the mat. Zach King: The following match is a Gold Rush tournament Quarterfinal match and is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring first, from Broken Arrow, Oklahoma... Weighing in at 221 pounds... JOSH ALLEN! Caelan Tyler: This is the third Gold Rush tournament for Josh Allen, as he defeated Joey Vasco in the opening round, and then Triple M last Uprising. Jake Steel: FLUKE! Caelan Tyler: He pinned him clean Jake! Jake Steel: Your mother got pinned clean! Caelan Tyler: ... ***LORD PLEASE HAVE SYMPATHY, AND FORGIVE MY COOL YOUNG HISTORY*** The crowd cheers as 'The Coolest' hits, and Jason Stone makes his way down the entrance ramp, wearing one of his lime green 'I WANT TO BREAK YOUR ARM' t-shirts, as well as black pants that have 'Explicit Content' written down the sides. He enters the ring, showboating a bit for his fans while waiting for the match to start. Zach King: And his opponent, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada... Weighing in at 240 pounds... JASON STONE! Caelan Tyler: Jason Stone advanced here on his victory over The Black Phoenix, and this should be an interesting match to say the least. Jake Steel: As long as there is abuse I'll be happy. Caelan Tyler: Well both athletes are well-rounded techn-- Jake Steel: BORING! The bell sounds, and Josh Allen and Jason Stone quickly lock up with a collar and elbow tie up. Stone with the early advantage as he shoves Allen against the ropes. Allen bounces back and Stone quickly hits him with a forearm to the head. Allen staggers back from the blow, causing Jason to deliver a drop kick, knocking the cruiserweight legend to the mat. Stone swiftly grabs Allen and lifts him up then delivers a quick slam followed by an elbow. With Allen down, Stone grabs him by the legs and delivers an elbow to the knee. Caelan Tyler: Stoner quickly taking the offense here, although you can never count Allen out of a match, especially this early on. Jake Steel: Ugh, you're going to be like this all match aren't you? Caelan Tyler: Like what? Jake Steel: Kissing his ass. Caelan Tyler: How is this different from you and Triple M? Jake Steel: Triple M has talent. Stone whips Allen into the ropes, trying to connect with a clothesline but Allen ducks it and rebounds back and delivers a clothesline of his own. Allen stands over Stone as the crowd boos him. Allen taunts the crowd delivering quick boots to the midsection. Allen grabs Stone and hooks him, delivering a snap suplex. Allen gives Stone no chance to recuperate; as he grabs Stone up and gives him a couple chops to the chest, the crowd wincing with each blow. With control squarely his, Josh grabs Stoner and whips him into the turnbuckle! Keeping on the offensive, JA grabs Jason by his head and begins to smash it against the turnbuckle. The ref makes him stop after the 4th time, berating Allen for the use of the turnbuckle in that manner. Caelan Tyler: Smart move by JA, using the whole ring to his advantage! Jake Steel: Bah, if anyone else did that you'd be on his case like Roseanne is on a box of Little Debbie's! Breaking away from the referee, Allen quickly delivers a dropkick into Stoner's back, driving him into the turnbuckles. Stoner bounces off, falling flat on his back as JA taunts the crowd some more before climbing to the top rope. Allen quickly goes for a clothesline from the top rope, but Jason is able to counter with a dropkick! Both men stagger and struggle to their feet. Allen is up first, and he charges at Stoner, who ducks and back body drops Allen to the outside. Caelan Tyler: Big back body drop by Stoner there, although the longer he tries to stay on this sort of pace the worse off he is. He's gotta slow it down here. Jake Steel: He could try to be somewhat entertaining too. Allen is taunted by the fans at ringside as he shakes his head, his pride more injured than anything. The referee starts the count, and JA quickly jumps onto the apron. As Josh stands up, Stoner rocks him with a couple of forearms before delivering a Jin-style European uppercut that sends Allen back to the protective mats below. Jason quickly follows suit, grabbing Allen and whipping him into the guard rail. 1! Stone gives him a knee to the gut, then rolls Allen back into the ring. Stone then drags Allen to the center of the ring and goes for the pin: 1 2 KICK OUT by Allen! Caelan Tyler: Quick cover after some outside brawling by Stoner, but Allen wasn't done quite yet. Jake Steel: *Yawns* Shaking his head, Jason quickly grabs Allen and applies a reverse chinlock to try to wear him down some more. Allen struggles to free himself as Jason keeps up the pressure, digging his knee into Allen's upper back. JA is eventually able to kick out with his leg, draping it over the bottom rope. The referee starts his count, and Jason reluctantly breaks the hold at four. Stoner then drags Allen to his feet, quickly hitting a side russian leg sweep, slamming Allen down hard on his head and back before going for another pin: 1 2 Allen gets the shoulder up! Caelan Tyler: Jason Stone is staying on the offensive here, although so far he's been unable to keep JA down. Jake Steel: It's that boring technical crap, if he dumped that he'd actually get something done. Jason shakes his head at this point, a bit annoyed that he's been unable to keep Allen down as he pulls the former OCW and ICWF World champion to his feet. Stoner quickly positions him for a piledriver, but Allen has enough wherewithal to see it coming, and he quickly counters with a back body drop! With Stoner down he quickly goes to work, stomping on the chest of the former NLW Juniorweight champion. The crowd continues to boo Allen, who just ignores it as he drags Jason Stone up before quickly delivering an implant DDT! Allen quickly hooks the leg: 1! 2! No, Stoner kicks out! Caelan Tyler: Yes! This was just the chance that Josh was looking for! Finish him off! Jake Steel: Jeez, and I thought you're supposed to be unbiased. Caelan Tyler: What, you do this all the time! Jake Steel: Yeah but I'm the color commentator, that's my job. You're the play by play guy. Caelan Tyler: Whatever... Allen frowns at the ref. He claps his hands, to motion for the ref to deliver a faster count. Allen turns his attention back to Stone and whips him against the ropes. Stoner rebounds and ducks as Allen hops over him, Allen turns drops to the ground as Jason hops over him. Stone rebounds a second time and now JA is on target with a hurricanrana held into a pin: 1! 2! Kick out by Jason Stone! Caelan Tyler: Nicely done hurricanrana by Josh Allen, but Stoner was able to get out of it. Jake Steel: Has anyone won a match with that pussy move in years? Caelan Tyler: Rey Mysterio. Jake Steel: Who? Stoner pops up, and Allen quickly takes him back down with an arm drag. Stone gets up and again gets arm dragged. Both men get back to their feet, with Allen trying to go for Jason's leg. Jason side steps the clipping attempt, and quickly grabs Allen around the waist and slings him up and over with a german suplex! Jason keeps his hands locked, dragging JA back to his feet and delivering a back suplex. With his arms still locked, Stoner lifts Allen up again, shifting his positioning and hitting a tiger suplex! The crowd cheers as Stone pops to his feet and yells to them. Caelan Tyler: Beautiful series of suplexes there by Stoner, who seems to have regained control of the match. Jake Steel: That's more of what I want to see, abuse! Jason quickly goes to capitalize on the suplexes, lifting Allen up and delivering a shoulderbreaker, dropping the former ICWF World champion across his knee. Allen clutches his left shoulder as Jason delivers a quick kick to it before dropping down, locking in a cross armbar. Stoner wrenches on the arm as Allen reaches out, grabbing the ropes. Reluctantly, Stoner releases the hold. Caelan Tyler: Stoner forced to release the cross armbar there, although that could've ended it if he has been able to keep it locked in. Pulling Allen to his feet, Jason wrenches his arm, twisting it with a standing armbar. He pulls Allen in, using his palm to push down on Allen's shoulder. Allen quickly swings around his right arm, delivering a punch to Jason's midsection. Allen does it a few more times, and Stoner is forced to release the hold. Allen quickly delivers a kick to the gut, nailing another Implant DDT. Caelan Tyler: Implant DDT! Jake Steel: Can this match be over already? I'm getting bored between the 'technical' wrestling and your asskissing. Caelan Tyler: Whatever Jake. Allen motions that it's over, attempting to hook Stoner for the Touch of Reality, but Stoner is able to shove him. Allen bounces off the ropes, and Jason tries for a back body drop. Allen telegraphs it though, delivering a punter style kick to Jason's midsection. Again Allen tries to hook him for the Touch of Reality, and this time he gets it! Allen hooks the leg: 1! 2! 3! Zach King: Here is your winner, and the man advancing to the Gold Rush Semi-finals... JOSH ALLEN! Caelan Tyler: I told you he'd pull it off Jake! Jake Steel: Ugh, more of this...
Caelan Tyler: I don't get what your problem is with Josh Allen Jake. Jake Steel: You like him. That's problem enough. Cut backstage, again in the locker room of Society, where Brad Jackson, The Machine, still appears to be contemplating opening the present seemingly sent to him by Aphrodisia. The curiosity finally becomes too much for the Champ, and he reaches across, pulling the bow from the heart-shaped parcel. The lid flies off, Talon crashing forward and taking Jackson down with a lead-piping shot to the skull. Jackson falls down hard, and one-half of the Tag Team Champions lunges on top of him, mounting him and raining down blow after blow with his lead piping. Jackson writhes, trying desperately to escape the enraged Enigma. Talon is relentless however, only stepping off the Anarchy X champion when he has seen enough blood drawn. Talon: You see Jackson, as I have said before it is about using your mind and your body as one. You damage Jin Royale in a blatant attack. You seek to destroy his body. However, I know how to utilize my mind. I will destroy your spirit first, and watch your body capitulate. Is this Explicit enough for you? Talon heaves the crumpled body of Brad Jackson into the heart-shaped package, closing the lid and repositioning the bow. With a cold smirk, The Enigma swaps the label on the parcel for another. The camera gets a look at the writing on this new label; 'Aph, from Brad.' Caelan Tyler: Looks like Talon got some payback on Jackson for the attack on Jin earlier. Jake Steel: DAMNIT! Caelan Tyler: Who knows how this will effect the main event...
Jake Steel: Jackson will pull it out anyways. Coming up next though is the re... Jack Steel pauses with a sigh obviously waiting for a ritual with his arch nemesis. After a few seconds of radio silence and Caelan Tyler's odd looks directed at his commentating partner. Still nothing. Caelan Tyler is about to speak, but Jake Steel cuts him off glad to be rid of a ritual he despises. Jake Steel: Maybe he's not here! Next we got the compla-- Yes, it is the Old Time Announcer (aka undead Rod Roddy) and that can only mean that The Complaint Department is back. Jake Steel: How much preparation do you need? Old Time Announcer: How much of your ass do you want me to kick? Jake Steel: Shutting up. Old Time Announcer: Most enjoyable you've been all evening. NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE SEGMENT SO GREAT THAT JAKE STEEL'S GIRLFRIEND CAN ACTUALLY OBTAIN ORGASM!!! THE COMMPPPLLLAAAINNNTTTT DEPARTMENT! The ring has the trademark furnishings that many have come to know and love for The Complaint Department. The two director chairs are sitting on either side of the painted glass with the esteemed host's face on it. The fans erupt as Draco makes his way out onto the stage looking a little worse for wear after his match with the Jackrabbit. He makes his way into the ring and settles into the director chair with his name on it. Draco: Oooooooh. Whether it be from sitting down and resting his achy muscles or being back in the center spotlight with the highest rated interview segment on NLW television. Draco: I bet you are all sick and tired of seeing me tonight, right? The fans show Draco just what they think of him by cheering and nearly blowing the roof off of the arena. Their smart mouthed bad ass good guy that has a soft spot for a mechanical goat. Plus, he puts on some damn good matches. Draco: Before I introduce tonight very special guest, I have a few things to get off my chest. A few complaints...pun very much intended. Pushing himself up from the chair, Draco stands in the center of the ring looking out over the crowd. The fans seem to settle down eager to hear what he has to say. Draco: First off, Phoenix is a credible champion? Hell, he can't even distract me while announcing to cost me a win. Champion instinct is obviously lacking in that guy. A fluke win over me and a job win to PIC does not make a credible champion. It makes a lottery winner. It makes a bigger bank roll for a few checks. It makes merchandise sales spike for a month. It does not make a credible champion. I repeat...It does not make a credible champion. That wasn't all from 'The Hellacious One'. No, this man had many complaints with his recent status in NLW. This first complaint seemed to divide the fans into two groups, half booing Draco and half cheering him on. Draco: Another is...well, why not get him out here. Ladies and gentlemen, get your trash ready to throw at the one, the only, pompous ass of NLW... Old Time Announcer: Sack Jullivan come on doooown! Jack Sullivan comes out from behind the curtain, obviously annoyed with this whole situation. The fans jeer him as he enters the ring, coming face to face with Draco. Draco: Or you can give me what is rightfully mine. NLW Title? Maybe later, but I have a bigger score to settle. What do you want Jack? Your hated enemy with your company's major title or the lower tier one? Balls in your court, Sacky. Jack shakes his head at the question, smirking a bit. Jack Sullivan: Really? Personally, my money is on Josh Allen to win this thing. Draco's smirk falls a bit, but he still stands tall in the face of the larger man that holds his contract in his hand. Draco: I was hoping you would say that. I don't care if it is the Legacy Title, NLW Title, Anarchy X Title, or even the New York State Corndog Title. I will be leaving Turbulence with a belt that is owned by you, Jack. I will be the face of your company even more so. I am your top damn draw and your biggest pain in the ass. You aren't giving me my fair shake so it is going to be hell for you. A 'Draco' chant starts up as Jack glares at the smaller man, not willing to cede any sort of ground to him. Jack Sullivan: I'll tell you what Draco, I'd be more than willing to give you a chance to get back in the 'good graces' and get a crack at one of those titles... Knowing that Jack is just as crafty as himself, Draco knows there is something fishy going on. He isn't one to be bullied into submission. Draco doesn't relent any ground being just as stubborn as Jack Sullivan. Draco: I am not one of your mindless lackeys that bows whenever you enter a room. I have single handedly taken away the most annoying and troublesome member of Society. I think I have already done enough. Give me a fair treatment or you are going to regret it, Jack. This company will suffer for your actions! The smaller and much angrier man's face is starting to turn red. It only gets worse seeing how relaxed Jack Sullivan is taking it all. Somehow Draco finds a way to not haul off and slug the president. Jack Sullivan: You have the wrong attitude Draco, and it's about time you had some clarity brought to you. As if on cue, two men jump over the guardrail, Draco turns his attention to them, and as he does so Jack hit him from behind with a forearm shot. Draco stumbles forward a little, buying the first man to enter the ring, a muscular black man, the time he needs to level Draco. The other man, a much lighter skinned person with long blond hair, slides in as well, stomping on Draco before both men haul him to his knees, each holding one arm in place Jack Sullivan: Now Draco, I'd like to introduce you to Porta Prince and Vernon Somoza. These two men are currently under contract with the OWF, but they both have realized that the NLW is the only company worth a damn. Your task, should you choose to accept it Draco, is to make sure the others realize that too. Draco: Fuck y–AHH! The new men pull Draco's arms back nearly splitting him in half. Draco's head falls forward as he gasps for air trying to deal with the pain. Porta Prince and Vernon Somoza release a bit of the pressure, but not enough to make all of the pain go away. Draco can barely raise his head. He sneers at Sullivan and spits up at him hitting him in the chest. Jack shakes his head and motions for the duo to return the favor in their own way. Each places a foot on the back of Draco's head. Somoza and Prince throw their feet down hitting a double curb stomp on the defenseless Draco. Leaving him unconscious in the ring to the desires of their boss. Jack Sullivan: Think about it Draco. Now, I think it's safe to say that this edition of 'Complaint Department' is over. The crowd's disapproval is almost deafening as Jack exits with Somoza and Prince in tow. Caelan Tyler: Brutal beatdown on Draco here, and now the stagehands are getting the CD set out of the ring for our next match. Jake Steel: HAHA! He totally deserved that!
Caelan Tyler: Why do you say that Jake? Jake Steel: He's bad mouthing the boss, that's what you get for being such an uppity punk! The PA system cuts to static as ??? makes his way to the ring, circling in as if he's unsure whether or not to enter. Caelan Tyler: We'll see how things go with the attacks suffered earlier both by ??? and The Ice Man. ![]() The image flashes briefly on the screen before the lights go out suddenly. Rapid riffs on a guitar begin to play. With every major beat where the other instruments join in, purple and white lights flash across the audience and the ring. After a few bars, the other instruments join in. The lead guitar takes off in a downward scale as 'Dead Man Walking' by Bloodsimple starts. The song takes off in a flurry of cords and drum strokes as purple flames explode from the turnbuckles and around the stage. Sparks rain down from above the entrance way as the video begins, displaying images of Aphrodisia Jordan's triumphs and infamous bumps. It's all so sadistic, annihilistic. It's fucking vicious. Its getting harder to feel, for all the people I kill. No time to cry for those who died. They say 'unjustified'. Through these eyes... I see the catastrophe lying in my wake. Voices inside my head, shiver my spine. I am not ashamed. Imagery of black panthers and the Omega symbol flash in between the videos of Aphrodisia. A figure begins to appear behind the shower of sparks. She steps forward through the rain, followed by her manager, Joseph, who promptly lights her cigarette for her. Put another nail in the coffin. On the hill I see the bodies burning. Buuuuuuuurn it down. Aphrodisia, trailed by Joseph, starts down the ramp towards the ring. She seems unphased by the heavy boos from the crowds. Her eyes are focused on the ring as she continues her casual stroll downward. There's no emotion. Just destruction of another person. Look at the blood on my hands. I feel no pain in my heart. Take a Paxil. Take a Xanax. It won't erase the memories. Joseph stays outside of the ring as Aphrodisia climbs the stairs. Using the top rope, she springboards herself into the ring, landing deftly on her feet. She smoothes out her wife beater as she exhales a lungful of smoke through her nostrils. She begins to pace in the corner slowly as the music begins to fade out. I am not afraid, and if I should die tonight, That would be just fine. Lay me in my grave. Look at me, I'm a dead man walking. Put another nail in the coffin. On a hill, I see the bodies burning. Buuuuuuuuuurn it down. Zach King: Her tag team partner, from Baton Rouge, Louisiana... Weighing in at 168 pounds... She is the reigning NLW Champion... APHRODISIA JORDAN! Caelan Tyler: The NLW Champion looks focused tonight, Jake. Jake Steel: Why? It's someone she's beaten and some guy we know nothing about. This should be a cakewalk! The bell sounds to begin this contest. After a moment's hesitation, Aph and Ice step to the outside. It'll be ??? facing Black Phoenix to start this contest. The mystery man goes for the tie-up, but BP stops that with a quick palm thrust to the chest, followed by a Japanese-style arm drag to send the Man with No Name to the mat. ??? is back up quickly, casting a wary eye over the masked form of Black Phoenix as she stands stoically in the corner. Caelan Tyler: Black Phoenix with an early advantage here. Almost looks like a different style than what we're used to. Jake Steel: That's just to throw you off-guard until the ABUSE comes! The two tie up once again, and this time ??? gets the advantage with a rear waistlock, looking for a takedown. BP is having none of it, a sharp elbow to the left arm of ??? breaking the hold. The Mystery Man counters with a snap mare, though The Firefly is back up quickly. The two separate once again, each trying to figure out a weakness in the opponent's arsenal. ??? moves in once again, but this time gets the advantage as he staggers BP with a right hand before delivering a bodyslam. Black Phoenix gets to her knees near her corner, staring at ??? as Jordan reaches in to make the tag. Caelan Tyler: And here comes the NLW Champion. Jake Steel: Come on, Aph, get him! The NLW Champion enters the ring, a sadistic smile on her face as she stares down the Man with No Name. She charges forward, looking to press the attack but ??? stops her with a drop toe hold, clamping on a side headlock. Aph is quick to get to her feet and elbow the ribs of ??? to cause the break. She goes to the ropes, coming off with a clothesline that only staggers ??? but doesn't send him down. Aph goes for it again, with the same result. Thinking the third time's the charm, she tries again, but ??? ducks before she gets there. Thinking quickly, Jordan flips over him, getting the sunset flip! Ref comes in for the count, but only gets 1 as ??? is able to power out of it. Caelan Tyler: early cover by the champ, but nothing doing on that occasion. Jake Steel: Good, this has been nowhere near violent enough yet. Jordan gets to her feet, looking to press the attack, but ??? has moved into his corner. The tag is made, and in steps the former NLW Champion. A cold, almost uncaring look is on his face as he stares down the Warheart. Ice charges in with a clothesline but Aph ducks, kicking at the right thigh of the big man. He's having none of it though, as he spins around, catches her foot, and drills her with a hard lariat! Instead of following up with a cover, Ice pulls Jordan off the mat, hoists her up, and drills her with a running powerslam! This time he holds the cover, but Black Phoenix comes in to break it at 2. The ref admonishes the Firefly as Ice stares down at Jordan. Caelan Tyler: Ice seems to be reverting to the style of match he used to win the NLW Championship from Aph at Uprising 11 in Boston. Jake Steel: It won't last, Caelan. Aph will find a way, she always does! The former champ pulls Aph to her feet, shoves her into a neutral corner, and begins to unload with left and right hooks to the body. The ref is asking for a break, and Ice glares at him, sending the ref scurrying away for a few moments. That distraction is enough, though, for Aph to kick the knee of Ice Man, staggering the man from Portland. Aph's innate fighting instinct now comes into play as she is throwing any manner of kick and punch she can to get out of the corner. It's a spinning backhand that finally does the trick as Ice moves backward a step. With just that little bit of breathing room, Aph jumps onto the middle turnbuckle and catches Ice with a leaping clothesline, which sends the larger opponent down! Caelan Tyler: TLS still doesn't seem to realize who he is, he's just staring confused at Chase. Caelan Tyler: Nah, that was the SSW Jake. Jake Steel: ...Where? Trent knocks Chase to the ground, pulling up a steel chair and bringing it down hard across Jason's skull. Trent grins as he walks down to the ring, still holding the chair as TLS glares at him. TLS's focus fails him though, as Black Phoenix delivers a superkick, catching him in the back of the head and knocking him to the mat. Trent slides in, rolling TLS over and placing the chair down across TLS's throat, holding him in place. The fans boo as BP slides out of the ring, grabbing a microphone and handing it to Trent. Trent Steel: I bet you didn't expect to see me here, did you? The fans begin to boo mercilessly as Trent continues to hold the chair across the throat. Trent Steel: I don't care if you're TLS, or Jesse Williams, or Draco, or anyone else, you do not pull one over on me! Black Phoenix slides back into the ring, and she quickly pulls off her mask, revealing that this is not the Black Phoenix the fans of NLW know. Caelan Tyler: That's not BP! Jake Steel: What the hell?! Caelan Tyler: I guess that explains why she kept the mask on the whole time! Trent Steel: You need to learn TLS, that if you plan on fucking with me, I am ALWAYS one step ahead. It wasn't difficult dressing up one of my members of the Cult of Steel as Black Phoenix, since she didn't bother showing up tonight. The fans boo as the follower of Trent's continues to put the boots to Ice Man, keeping the big man from getting up. Trent Steel: So this is my parting gift to you, TLS, something to remember next time you decide you want to fuck with the Cult of Steel. Trent lifts the chair up, but brings it crashing down immediately, cracking the steel on TLS. He does this again and again, until TLS is left motionless. Trent then turns is attention to Ice Man, cracking him over the head as well. Trent and the cultist both exit the ring, the crowd booing mercilessly. Caelan Tyler: Trent Steel making his presence felt, and I don't think this is what Jason Chase had in mind when he 'revealed' who TLS is. Jake Steel: Well if he was dumb enough to attack someone like Trent Steel he totally deserved it.
Caelan Tyler: I will admit though, sneaking in one of his cultists as Black Phoenix was a shrewd move on Trent's part, but where's the real Black Phoenix? Jake Steel: No clue... We open in the familiar confines of Jack Sullivan's home office away from home office that travels comfortably from arena to arena, wherein he is poring over documents and generally looking busy. The door stutters open to admit Piter Svoboda, who is walking as though his bones were disintegrated through overexposure to competitive low-rider sound systems. He gelatinizes in, his pupils dominating his face in a manner reminiscent of an anime character. Jack Sullivan: Oh, for the love of- what do you want? Can't you see I'm busy? Piter splashes into a chair, grinning from shoulder to shoulder. Piter Svoboda: Hey, chief. Jack Sullivan: And I ask again, what the hell do you want? Piter Svoboda: So, uh, I think I missed my match, because I heard somebody say the tournament is over for the night. Sullivan expresses his rebuttal with plentiful hand gestures. Jack Sullivan: No, I think you missed the bus. The Gold Rush tournament bus. It took off without you. You gave your transfer to Jackrabbit. Bye bye, Gold Rush tournament bus! Piter waves at a point that is somewhere to Sullivan's right and moving steadily away from him. Piter Svoboda: Bye bye, bus! Jack Sullivan: And so, if I may repeat myself again, what on earth could you possibly want? Piter Svoboda: Uh... Jack Sullivan: Look, my patience is running out. Piter Svoboda: Is that a bus, too? Jack Sullivan: If I have to repeat myself one more time- Piter Svoboda: I want another match. Jack Sullivan: Great. Sure. I must be paying you for something, even if you're an awful ringer. Piter Svoboda: Yet. Jack Sullivan: Sure, yet, why not? Are we done? Piter Svoboda: Who am I facing? Jack looks at Piter with a potent blend of pity and contempt. Jack Sullivan: Does it really matter? Piter looks at Jack for a moment before shaking his head 'no' as the scene cuts back to ringside. Caelan Tyler: I guess Piter Svoboda is still under contract. We haven't seen him since he lost to The Jackrabbit. He didn't look of right mind though... Caelan Tyler: He looked stoned!
Caelan Tyler: What makes you say that? Jake Steel: ...Ever been stoned Cael? Caelan Tyler: ...Good point. The curtain parts, as a garishly dressed figure little known to the NLW audience steps through. The fellow flashes not a smile at the arena, but a venomous scowl as he holds a microphone to his mouth. Specter: Would it kill you dipshits in the production truck to have my theme on hand? 'Viva Las Vegas,' by The Dead Kennedys. Next time don't botch my fucking entrance. Sticking his free hand in the air in an exaggerated gesture of greeting, Specter flashes a salesman smile at the audience. Specter: Hi, NLW. Some of you know me. Some of you are meeting me for the first time. Either way, text your buddies, pull your fat asses up to the TV screen and grab a bottle of lotion. If you thought Jesse Williams was good, get ready to jizz blood. The Venetian Vandal pauses a moment, checking his wrist for a non-existent watch before going on. Specter: I figure you guys aren't doing a great job of following the situation, so I'll break it down for you Dora the Explorer style. My fed can beat up your fed. Or not. But they sure as hell think they can. As the outsider of the Outsider Wrestling Federation, I'm going to play devil-on-the-shoulder and educate you NLW fuck-tards on the OWF. You've met Jesse. He's the OWF world champion and also happens to be a wanted criminal. I know what you're thinking. Having a Suicide A strategic pause comes in, allowing time for a mostly negative reaction from the crowd. With a shrug, Specter continues. Specter: Yeah, it's more of a special class than a wrestling federation, but those are the champs. These jack-offs are the best the OWF has to offer and they're going to waltz right through this entire company. Beginning a walk back through the entryway, Specter takes a look over his shoulder and gives the crowd one last message. Specter: Unless you guys have something to say about it. We'll see. My name's Specter and I'm here to pick a fucking fight. His piece said, Specter takes a moment to stare at the ceiling in anticipation of his theme hitting. When only silence answers, he disappears into the back. Caelan Tyler: Looks like more people from the OWF are looking to make a statement here tonight. Jake Steel: Going back to his comment on under aged for buying things, I've just gotten word that a match next has been booked on request of a new sponsor called King Skull cigarettes. It's going to be Jason Spire versus Nirvana.
Caelan Tyler: Nirvana? Why does that name sound familiar? Jake Steel: Beats me, we'll find out next week. I'm hoping for some abuse though! Caelan Tyler: Speaking of abuse Jake, it's main event time! Soon, the crowd's quiet, nearly hushed as one single line screams through the speakers- I AM THE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOLE FREAKIN' SHOW! The lights dim and focus towards the entrance ramp as Through the Fire and Flames by DragonForce begins to play, the guitars building up anticipation. Zach King: The following match is a Fans' Choice match, and it is a Gold Rush Quarterfinal match for the Anarchy X Championship! Making his way to the ring... As the intro kicks off, Jin Royale appears amid blue and white pyro, hands in the air and spinning on his heels, smile bright on his face. He gestures to the fans before spinning and throwing his trademark Ray-Bans into the audience, where a crowd rushes to grab at them without breaking them. Zach King: Weighing in at 280 pounds... from Houston, Texas... Mr. Showtime... JIIIIIIIIIIIN ROYAAAAALE! Jin moves rather quickly down the aisle, slapping and oddly enough, shaking hands the whole way down, before sliding into the ring, running to the turnbuckle and raising his hand high, pumping the crowd up before the match even begins. Caelan Tyler: This is going to be a huge match for Jin, who's looking to prove himself here by not only advancing in the Gold Rush tournament, but by winning the Anarchy X championship. Jake Steel: He won't pull it off, The Machine is going to run roughshod on him here. The lights dim, heavy mist filling the ramp as strobe lights begin to pulse slowly. A steady bass throb begins, growing in volume, sounding much like a heartbeat. A single gunshot shatters the silence, followed by mocking laughter and Jackson's voice hurling insults before the music skips, and then the sounds of 'Lies' by Evanescence filters through the speakers. Dark red strobes pulsate on the entrance way, and a dark figure moves among them, stepping forward as indigo fountains of pyrotechnic spark either side of him. He strides forwards, ignoring the crowd reaction. He circles the ring once, his eyes steady, a look of angry concentration on his face, before ascending the ring steps and climbing between the ropes. Jackson stands in the middle of the ring, his head thrown back in a triumphant roar as the music comes to a grinding halt, cut off with a squeal of feedback. Zach King: And his opponent, from Los Angeles, California... Weighing in at 277 pounds... He is the reigning NLW Anarchy X Champion... 'THE MACHINE' BRAD JACKSON! Caelan Tyler: And there's our reigning Anarchy X champion. Both men are likely pretty worse for wear here, having each been the victim of a sneak attack in the backstage area tonight. Jake Steel: Doesn't matter, Jackson is a monster and he's going to crush Jin like a paper cup. Before the match can start, the jumbotron flickers to life, revealing none other than Jack Sullivan. The crowd boos as he appears, causing him to shake his head in disgust. Jack Sullivan: Glad to hear you all give me that kind of reception, since I'm here to announce what the match will be. I know I booked it as Fans' Choice, but I saw the results and quite frankly... Fuck the fans! The boos are damn near deafening, as Jin shakes his head in disgust. Jackson doesn't seem to care either way though. Jack Sullivan: The following match will be a-- ???: Lumberjack match. Caelan Tyler: What the? The jumbotron cuts out, leaving a lone figure standing on the entrance ramp. Caelan Tyler: Wait, that's Chase Johnson! That's the president of the OWF! Prez CJ: Consider your challenge accepted Jack, and to start things off, why don't we go with a lumberjack match, shall we? Let's bring 'em out! 'Get It' by Chevelle starts up, and the whole OWF roster walks down the entrance ramp, surrounding the ring. Both men in the ring look a bit flustered as the bell rings. Jin stares down people on the outside, and Jackson quickly capitalizes, delivering a clubbing blow from behind! Jackson then whips Jin into the ropes, leveling him with a lariat. Jin bounces back up, only to get taken down by a hip toss. Jackson then delivers a sharp kick to the back, causing Jin to wince in pain. Caelan Tyler: Jackson capitalizing on the distract of Jin here, quickly going on the assault while Jin had his back turned. Jake Steel: Which is easy to do when your opponent is Jin, that man has the attention span of a house cat. Caelan Tyler: No he doesn't. Jake Steel: You're right, it's even shorter. Jackson goes to bounce off the ropes for some momentum, but as he does so Jared Wave reaches in and grabs his foot. Jackson turns around, trying to free himself. This buys Jin some time to get back to his feet, and he grabs Jackson, spinning him around and unloading with rights. Jin continues to unleash a barrage of blows before rearing back and winding up, delivering a massive European uppercut that sends Jackson over the top rope to the outside! Caelan Tyler: SAOTOME RISING! Jake Steel: ...Huh? Caelan Tyler: The Saotome Rising. That's what Jin calls that move. Jake Steel: What a stupid name for an uppercut. Immediately the lumberjacks swarm to Jackson, getting their licks in on the Anarchy X champion. Jin quickly notices this, and catapults himself over the top rope, crash landing not only onto Jackson, but several OWFers as well. 'Jin' chants start in the crowd as Jin gets back to his feet, immediately trading blows with the OWF's X-Terminator as The Machine slowly starts to bring himself to his feet as well. Caelan Tyler: Jin taking the fight right to the lumberjacks here, although I don't really see the wisdom in such a move. Jake Steel: There is none. Jin's a total idiot for taking this course of action and Jackson is going to nail him to the wall for it. Caelan Tyler: Jackson's going to need to fight his way out of that mob himself first. Jackson quickly clubs Jin from behind before grabbing Jin by the trunks and tossing him back into the ring. Jackson quickly follows suit himself, going for a quick cover: 1! 2! No, kickout by Jin! Jackson shakes his head in frustration before pulling Jin to his feet, kneeing him in the gut on the way up. With Jin doubled over, Jackson quickly lifts him up and over with a gutwrench suplex, bouncing Jin's body off of the mat. Jackson again goes for the cover: 1! 2! No, again it's no good! Caelan Tyler: Jackson going for the quick pin attempts here to try to escape the mob with his title intact, but Jin is able to get the shoulder up each time. Jake Steel: Come on Jackson, hook the leg next time! We all know Jin's just doing that on muscle reflex! Hook the leg and he can't! Caelan Tyler: Muscle reflex? Jake Steel: Yeah, Jin's so used to being on his back that he's conditioned himself to spasm his arm up when it happens. Caelan Tyler: Oh brother. By this point Jack Sullivan has gotten out to the stage area, and he's directing several security guards and NLW wrestlers out to ringside to try to handle the situation. All this seems to do though is cause a brawl to break out between the two factions. Inside the ring, Jackson pulls Jin to his feet, tossing him across the ring with an overhead belly to belly. Jackson yells out as he sets Jin up and hits his Ego Trip leg sweep faceslam! With Jin down again, Jackson again goes for another pin, this time hooking the leg: 1! 2! No, kickout! Caelan Tyler: Things are quickly getting out of hand here at ringside, with Jackson still trying to put Jin away as fast as possible. Jake Steel: Keep at it Jax, he can't kick out forever! Jackson slams his fist into the mat in frustration as he pulls Jin to his feet, but Jin cuts him off with a stiff jab. The two start to trade blows, with Jackson using a knee to cut Jin off before whipping him into the ropes. Jackson set him up for a back body drop, but Jin telegraphs it into a beautiful floatover DDT that leaves both men lying motionless in the ring, struggling to catch their breath. Outside of the ring, the NLW and OWF rosters continue to brawl, with Josh Allen sliding a chair into the ring near Jackson. Caelan Tyler: Josh Allen just slid a chair in to Jackson! Why would he want to do that? Jake Steel: Well duh, he doesn't want that poser Jin Royale getting his hands on the Anarchy X championship or advancing in this tournament. Caelan Tyler: Well the winner of this match does go on to face Josh Allen at the next Uprising, but I'd hardly consider Jin a poser, he's a highly decorated competitor in this sport! Jake Steel: Yeah, like 5 years ago. What has he done for us lately Cael? Caelan Tyler: ... Jake Steel: Thought so! Jackson reaches over for the chair, but before he can put it to good use Jin cuts him off, stomping on his hand and keeping Jackson from picking the chair up off the mat. Jin then delivers a stomp to the side of The Machine's head before lifting him up, hooking him and hitting a double underhook suplex. Jin then quickly mounts his opponent, unloading a flurry of rights onto his skull before pushing him down and hooking the leg: 1! 2! No, kickout by Jackson! Caelan Tyler: Jin able to cut Jackson off before that chair could come into play, although the 'win quick' strategy doesn't seem to really be working for him either. Jake Steel: Jackson is way too tough for that sort of BS to work Cael. Jin's going to have to kill Jackson and pry the Anarchy X championship from his cold, dead fingers if he wants that belt. Caelan Tyler: Well that was a little morbid. Jake Steel: So was your mom! Caelan Tyler: Okay, seriously man, you've used that line just too many times. Jake Steel: What? Get over it already! Jin quickly pulls Jackson up, whipping him into the ropes while Jin bounces off of the opposite ropes. As Jackson comes back Jin levels him with a spinning clothesline, the fans erupting as Jackson goes down. Jin then points to the top turnbuckle, quickly climbing up the ropes and positioning himself for a high risk maneuver. Before he could take advantage though, Specter from the OWF jumps onto the apron, slamming his arm into the back of Jin's knee and causing him to lose his balance. Jin falls, crotching himself on the top turnbuckle while Jackson gets back to his feet. Caelan Tyler: Jin going high risk there, but it certainly doesn't pay off as Specter makes his presence felt here. Jake Steel: Hey, I'm taking a liking to that Specter guy. Caelan Tyler: You would. Jackson quickly climbs to the top turnbuckle, hooking Jin's head. Jin struggles to try to free himself, but The Machine is too strong, and he's able to hit the superplex, leaving both men lying in the ring. After a few moments, Jackson comes to first, walking over to the chair. Jin starts to get up, rolling first onto his knees, but Jackson makes him pay for that by slamming the steel down hard across Jin's exposed back. Jin falls back to the mat, and Jackson rolls him over, going for the pin attempt: 1! 2! No, Jin just barely gets that shoulder up in time! The frustration is clearly evident in Jackson's face as he berates the referee for his count. Caelan Tyler: Jin barely able to hold on there, although you gotta wonder how much the former OWF World champion has left in the tank. Jake Steel: Judging by what's happening here, I'd say not much. Jackson is about to put an end to this charade of a match. Caelan Tyler: We'll just have to wait and see Jake. While Jackson argues with the referee, outside the numbers game between security and the full NLW roster has allowed them to pretty much contain the OWF roster, keeping them away from the ring. Jackson drags Jin to his feet, positioning the chair and then calling for the end of the match, hooking him and looking to drive Jin face-first into the steel. Before Jackson can do so, however, Jin is able to shove him loose, sending Jackson flying into the ropes. Jackson bounces back, and Jin quickly catches him with a Showstopper Superkick! Caelan Tyler: SHOWSTOPPER! Jake Steel: NOOO! Jin takes a moment to recollect himself before realizing that now is his chance. He quickly pulls Jackson up, throwing his arm around him and delivering a Fade to Black, slamming Jackson down hard onto the steel chair. Jin pauses for a moment, as if wondering if he should go for the pin or not. He doesn't once he spots Jason Stone on the apron, holding another chair in hand. Caelan Tyler: Stoner on the apron with another chair. What on Earth could Jin have in mind that would be worth putting off going for the pin? Jake Steel: It's that short attention span, Jason is inadvertently distracting his partner with a shiny object. Caelan Tyler: Doubtful. Jake Steel: Never know. Stoner hands Jin the chair, who positions it over Jackson's head and face. Jason drops down from the apron, only to catch a lariat from Josh Allen! This is unknown to Jin, however, as he climbs to the top turnbuckle. Once he gets up there, Jin steadies himself, but Allen now reaches up and grabs onto Jin's leg, not letting him take flight. As this occurs, the crowd roars as the OWF's Jesse Williams, who was not out earlier with the rest of the roster, leaps over the barricade and quickly spears Allen to the mat! Caelan Tyler: Jesse Williams just speared Josh Allen! Jake Steel: Man, you must be heartbroken. Caelan Tyler: Shush you. With his path now cleared, Jin takes to the air, flipping and landing the Revolution 9, driving the chair into Jackson's face! The crowd roars as Jin quickly hooks the leg: 1! 2! 3! Zach King: Here is your winner... and NEEEEEEEW Anarchy X Champion... JIIIIIIIIN ROYALE! Caelan Tyler: He did it Jake! Jin managed to beat The Machine! Jake Steel: That's it, I'm done for the night. Peace out kids. Caelan Tyler: Well, that is about all the time we have here tonight, see you next Uprising! The referee hands Jin the Anarchy X Championship, which he holds up proudly as other members of Explicit Content filter into the ring to celebrate as the scene fades to black... |